Get Some! Hi Fructose art mag is bent and twisted. Got skulls, got big headed, doe eyed naked maidens. Gots taggers and sculptists that do warthogs. It”s affirmative. It”s lewd, it’s downright Big Daddy Roth awesome. Meaty, beefy, big and bouncy. Stumble upon it and see [... Continue reading Get Some Hi Fructose Art ]
The divide between the rich and the poor in the world continues to widen and the cause is, Republicans. A recent study by the Global Council for Economic Parity searched for the underlying causes of inequality among the twelve richest developed countries and the forty poorest countries and came to the startling conclusion that the principal cause of [... Continue reading Blame a Republican ]
So my girlfriend is great. She’s more attractive than a set of neodymium barbells, smarter than the combined intellects at The Claremont Institute, well that might not be saying much as they rank only as high as the subjects studied at SNBL USA, but she is really smart, like she knows everything. She can be kind but [... Continue reading Girlfriend Troubles ]
Bundle up the kids, drop the dog off at the sitter, flush the goldfish, (you can always get a new one), load the car remind the hubby there will be no backseat driving and hit the highway, it’s vacation time! Off to the national parks, Americas playgrounds. But what to do after the first night [... Continue reading Fun Things To Do In National Parks ]
Bill Gates wants a new toilet. The one he has can’t handle all the money he flushes down it. Like the sand he has barged in from an island in St. Lucia every year for the waterfront at his house in Seattle. So his foundation sponsored a contest to redesign one of humanity’s most important inventions since sliced bread, not [... Continue reading Bill Gates New Toilet ]
Science Develops Three Parent Babies, we don’t even wanna know how that works.
How would you like a career in poo? Dr. Piers D Mitchell loves the stuff, can’t get enough of it, gets it in the mail. Work in the septic field? Nope. Municipal wastewater facility? No again. So what is he a Dr. of? Well, dung history’ Specifically he studies crap from the past. Working from labs at The University [... Continue reading History is a Pile Of S#@! ]
Oh Miley, dear Miley, what’s up with your hair It’s platinum blonde and way sticking up there Ain’t nobody told you it will make some folks stare And gabble and gossip and old women swear.
And the clothes you aren’t wearing, well how about that Cover yourself girl at least wear a [... Continue reading Oh Miley, Dear Miley, What’s Up With Your Hair ]
The NRA has requested its members fly their flags at half mast to honor the memory of renowned rifle designer Mikhail Kalashnikov, who passed away Dec 23rd at age 94. Kalashnikov is best known for his engineering of the AK-47, an automatic rifle that is easy to produce, operate, repair and clean and performs well in all climactic conditions. [... Continue reading NRA Wants Flags at Half Mast for Kalashnikov ]
Eat a ricochet biscuit! That’s the message Republican congressman Jack Kingston from Georgia has for hungry kindergartners. Saying that the school lunch programs are too expensive, Kingston suggests that students be required to sweep floors, mop the lavatories, clean the cat crap out of the playground sandboxes, rummage through the trash cans for what the rich, overpaid teachers leave [... Continue reading Ricochet Biscuit, Jack Kingston ]
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